My Circus, My Monkeys Gift Set™ is a four-bottle funny novelty gift set for grown children, celebrating the unforgettable side effects of raising a family, from endless dinner questions to questionable childhood memories and phone calls that never happen.
Made for parents who raised them, fed them, survived them, and still love them enough to send a little reminder. These funny gifts for adult sons and daughters deliver sass on the outside and sweetness on the inside.
What's Inside:
PITA Protocol™
For the grown child who's been a lovable pain in the ass since day one. Because parenting doesn't come with a return policy, and some personalities have been a full-time commitment since birth.
What's for Dinner?™
For anyone tired of the same dinner question every night.
For the child who spent years asking what's for dinner, only to grow up and discover that figuring out dinner every single night is now their problem. Whoever asks is officially responsible for making it.
Call Me Maybe™
For the grown child who somehow has time for everything except calling home. A little reminder that parents still exist, phones work both ways, and even a text would be appreciated.
Parental Disclaimer™
For the grown child who's old enough to look back at their upbringing with a few questions, some unexpected revelations, and possibly a request for an explanation. Because nobody handed your parents an instruction manual either.
Candy Selection:
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PITA Protocol™: Milk Chocolate M&M's
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What's for Dinner?™: Smarties Tablets
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Call Me Maybe™: Skittles Original
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Parental Disclaimer™: Flower Garden Mix
Each bottle features its own prescription-inspired parody label and contains 4.5 oz of candy.
Perfect for funny Christmas gifts for adult children, birthday gifts for grown sons and daughters, family gifts, and just-because surprises from parents who still have a few things to say.
Four bottles. Your childhood. No refunds on the upbringing.
Net Weight: 18 oz total candy fill (4.5 oz per bottle).
