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🚩 Red Flag Rx™

For the mixed signals you spent three business days trying to decode

Rx for:

Mixed signals

Blind spots

Relationship anxiety

Common Symptoms:

Tactical unbotheredness

Text-tone overanalysis

Double texting spikes

Manufacturing excuses

#NotaRealMD Note:

Take two and stop romanticizing the warning label

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A dark amber parody prescription bottle labeled 'F*ckboi Flush' by Take Two & Text Me, a funny novelty breakup gift for a friend. A dark amber parody prescription bottle labeled 'F*ckboi Flush' by Take Two & Text Me, a funny novelty breakup gift for a friend.

F*ckboi Flush

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Detailed close-up of the 'Ghosted... Again' parody prescription bottle label by Take Two & Text Me, listing comical symptoms and treatment protocols. Detailed close-up of the 'Ghosted... Again' parody prescription bottle label by Take Two & Text Me, listing comical symptoms and treatment protocols.

Ghosted… Again

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A dark amber parody prescription bottle labeled 'Grown-Ass Man Tantrum' by Take Two & Text Me, a locally designed Charleston, SC gag gift for relationship humor. A dark amber parody prescription bottle labeled 'Grown-Ass Man Tantrum' by Take Two & Text Me, a locally designed Charleston, SC gag gift for relationship humor.

Grown-Ass Man Tantrums

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A dark amber parody prescription bottle labeled 'He's Just Tall' by Take Two & Text Me, a hilarious red flag gag gift for dating overthinkers. A dark amber parody prescription bottle labeled 'He's Just Tall' by Take Two & Text Me, a hilarious red flag gag gift for dating overthinkers.

He's Just Tall

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Jorection red flag gag gift prescription bottle by Take Two & Text Me Jorection red flag gag gift prescription bottle by Take Two & Text Me

Jorection

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Red Flag Still Hot situationship gift prescription bottle by Take Two & Text Me Red Flag Still Hot situationship gift prescription bottle by Take Two & Text Me

Red Flag? Still Hot

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Drunk Text Suppressant funny dating gift prescription bottle flatlay with cocktail by Take Two & Text Me Jorection red flag gag gift funny prescription bottle flatlay with phone by Take Two & Text Me Ghosted Again funny breakup gift prescription bottle flatlay with phone by Take Two & Text Me Emotionally Unavailable red flag gag gift prescription bottle flatlay with sunglasses by Take Two & Text Me Grown Ass Man Tantrum toxic relationship gag gift prescription bottle flatlay by Take Two & Text Me

Scripts for the temporary relief of…

Carrying the entire emotional weight when he randomly reappears for an ego boost.

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Sudden silence and unexpected reality checks.

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Pretending you are not home when feelings knock and you need to stay cold.

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Weaponized pouting, silent shutdowns, and adult tantrums.

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Drunk Text Suppressant funny dating gift prescription bottle flatlay with cocktail by Take Two & Text Me

Scripts for the temporary relief of…

Jorection red flag gag gift funny prescription bottle flatlay with phone by Take Two & Text Me

Carrying the entire emotional weight when he randomly reappears for an ego boost.

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Ghosted Again funny breakup gift prescription bottle flatlay with phone by Take Two & Text Me

Sudden silence and unexpected reality checks.

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Emotionally Unavailable red flag gag gift prescription bottle flatlay with sunglasses by Take Two & Text Me

Pretending you are not home when feelings knock and you need to stay cold.

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Grown Ass Man Tantrum toxic relationship gag gift prescription bottle flatlay by Take Two & Text Me

Weaponized pouting, silent shutdowns, and adult tantrums.

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    Only fun, packaged emotional side effects support