Funny Situationship Gifts & Red Flag Gifts

He's Just Tall red flag gift for friends displayed with a tape measure and framed tall-date photo from Take Two & Text Me He's Just Tall red flag gift for friends displayed with a tape measure and framed tall-date photo from Take Two & Text Me

🚩 Red Flag Rx™ 

For the mixed signals you spent three business days trying to decode

Rx for:

Relationship blind spots

Text tone analysis

Mixed signals

Common Symptoms:

Double-texting spikes

Manufacturing excuses

Tactical unbotheredness

#NotaRealMD Note:

Take two and stop romanticizing the warning label

19 products
19 products
Against Better Judgment Against Better Judgment

Against Better Judgment

$23.95
$23.95
Backslide Buffer Backslide Buffer

Backslide Buffer

$23.95
$23.95
Casual Intentions Casual Intentions

Casual Intentions

$23.95
$23.95
Cheater Chews Cheater Chews

Cheater Chews

$23.95
$23.95
DTF Delusion Drops DTF Delusion Drops

DTF Delusion Drops

$23.95
$23.95
Emergency Gift Card (Digital E-Gift)

Emergency Gift Card (Digital E-Gift)

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From $10.00
Emotionally Unavailable Emotionally Unavailable

Emotionally Unavailable

$23.95
$23.95
F*ckboi Flush F*ckboi Flush

F*ckboi Flush

$23.95
$23.95
Ghosted… Again Ghosted… Again

Ghosted… Again

$23.95
$23.95
Grown-Ass Man Tantrums Grown-Ass Man Tantrums

Grown-Ass Man Tantrums

$23.95
$23.95
He's Just Tall He's Just Tall

He's Just Tall

$23.95
$23.95
Jorection Jorection

Jorection

$23.95
$23.95

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Red flag protocol may include...

A plumbing intervention for your questionable standards

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A scheduled pickup for unsatisfactory behavior.

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Mistaking beautiful packaging for a green flag.

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A plumbing intervention for your questionable standards

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A scheduled pickup for unsatisfactory behavior.

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Mistaking beautiful packaging for a green flag.

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👨‍👧 Family Side Effects™
❤️ Love Symptoms™
🚩 Red Flag Rx™
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    Prescription-Inspired

    Parody labels made for real-life symptoms

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    Sweet Dose Included

    Curated candy options selected to match each prescription

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    Gift-Ready

    Easy to send, gift, keep, or hand over dramatically

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    Duh, Not Real Medicine

    Only fun, packaged emotional side effects support