Prescription-Strength Humor, Bottled

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🎂 Signs of Aging™

For surviving another year with humor, denial, and suspicious growing pains

Rx for:

Age Inflation

Common Symptoms:

Unprovoked lower back pain

Squinting at phone screens

Talking about the weather

Bedtime prep with a couch nap

#NotaRealMD Note:

Take two and lie about your age responsibly

Signs of Aging™ Med Cabinet

Let’s face it: Everyone you know is aging. They deserve a script that won't medically slow down the defeat, but will at least inject some humor into the battle.

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🎂 Signs of Aging™
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    Prescription-Inspired

    Parody labels made for real-life symptoms

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    Sweet Dose Included

    Curated candy options selected to match each prescription

  • Take Two & Text Me gift box icon
    Gift-Ready

    Easy to send, gift, keep, or hand over dramatically

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    Duh, Not Real Medicine

    Only fun, packaged support for emotional side effects