Prescription-Strength Humor, Bottled

😈 After Hours Rx™

Clinical-strength entertainment for the unfiltered hours

Rx for:

Questionable after hours behavior

Common Symptoms:

2 a.m. "you up?" text impulses

Deleting text evidence by sunrise

Late-night cravings and zero logic

#NotaRealMD Note:

Take two and do not let your mother see the label

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Consent is Sexy

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F*ck Around & Find Out

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Foreplay Fix

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Clinical observations may include…

Setting boundaries while actively planning to break them.

Developing a sudden allergy to keeping it PG.

Delaying toxic late-night replies until sunrise.

Entering the trial phase of terrible decisions.

Clinical observations may include…

Setting boundaries while actively planning to break them.

Developing a sudden allergy to keeping it PG.

Delaying toxic late-night replies until sunrise.

Entering the trial phase of terrible decisions.

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    Parody labels made for real-life symptoms

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    Sweet Dose Included

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    Easy to send, gift, keep, or hand over dramatically

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    Duh, Not Real Medicine

    Only fun, packaged support for emotional side effects