Prescription-Strength Humor, Bottled
😈 After Hours Rx™
Clinical-strength entertainment for the unfiltered hours
Rx for:
Questionable after hours behavior
Common Symptoms:
2 a.m. "you up?" text impulses
Deleting text evidence by sunrise
Late-night cravings and zero logic
#NotaRealMD Note:
Take two and do not let your mother see the label
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Sweet Dose IncludedCurated candy options selected to match each prescription
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Duh, Not Real MedicineOnly fun, packaged support for emotional side effects
