Inappropriate Adult Gag Gifts & Naughty Care Packages

After Hours inappropriate gag gifts featuring three Take Two & Text Me parody prescription bottles with burgundy heels, pearls, and a candle. After Hours inappropriate gag gifts featuring three Take Two & Text Me parody prescription bottles with burgundy heels, pearls, and a candle.

😈 After Hours Rx™

Medically useless. Filthy by design.

Common Symptoms:

Playful intentions

After-hours confidence

A healthy appetite for fun

#NotaRealMD Note:

Take two and do not let your mother see the label

16 products
16 products
Anniversary Blowjob Anniversary Blowjob

Anniversary Blowjob

$23.95
$23.95
Front of At Ease, Soldier funny adult humor gift from Take Two & Text Me Front of At Ease, Soldier funny adult humor gift from Take Two & Text Me

At Ease, Soldier

$23.95
$23.95
Clit Whisperer Clit Whisperer

Clit Whisperer

$23.95
$23.95
Cuff Me Capsules Cuff Me Capsules

Cuff Me Capsules

$23.95
$23.95
Dry Spell Destroyer Dry Spell Destroyer

Dry Spell Destroyer

$23.95
$23.95
Edge Control Edge Control

Edge Control

$23.95
$23.95
Emergency Gift Card (Digital E-Gift)

Emergency Gift Card (Digital E-Gift)

From $10.00
From $10.00
Entrance Discretion Entrance Discretion

Entrance Discretion

$23.95
$23.95
Five More Minutes Five More Minutes

Five More Minutes

$23.95
$23.95
Hood Mount Grind Hood Mount Grind

Hood Mount Grind

$23.95
$23.95
Just The Tip, Please Just The Tip, Please

Just The Tip, Please

$23.95
$23.95
Mouth Tango Mouth Tango

Mouth Tango

$23.95
$23.95

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Clinical observations may include…

Anniversary Blowjob adult gag gift on a bar with a cocktail and framed couple photo Hood Mount Grind adult gag gift for couples with framed date night photo and candy bottle Entrance Discretion parody prescription bottle displayed with a red high heel and framed photo of a kissing couple.

Anniversary dates becoming very important.

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Strategic parking decisions.

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Forgetting you’re still in public.

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Anniversary Blowjob adult gag gift on a bar with a cocktail and framed couple photo

Anniversary dates becoming very important.

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Hood Mount Grind adult gag gift for couples with framed date night photo and candy bottle

Strategic parking decisions.

View rx
Entrance Discretion parody prescription bottle displayed with a red high heel and framed photo of a kissing couple.

Forgetting you’re still in public.

View Rx

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🚨 Adulting Triage™
😈 After Hours™
👯 Best Friend Pharmacy™
💔 Breakup Rx™
❤️‍🩹 Emotional First Aid™
👨‍👧 Family Side Effects™
❤️ Love Symptoms™
🚩 Red Flag Rx™
🏢 Office Clinic™
🍎 Faculty Ward™
🎂 Signs of Aging™
  • Take Two & Text Me prescription icon
    Prescription-Inspired

    Parody labels made for real-life symptoms

  • Take Two & Text Me heart icon
    Sweet Dose Included

    Curated candy options selected to match each prescription

  • Take Two & Text Me gift box icon
    Gift-Ready

    Easy to send, gift, keep, or hand over dramatically

  • Take Two & Text Me not medicine icon
    Duh, Not Real Medicine

    Only fun, packaged support for emotional side effects