Funny Break Up Care Packages & Gag Gifts

A bottle of Hope Hangover by Dr. Cold Reality is displayed on a dark, debris-strewn nightstand in a bedroom setting, with a pink rose, a broken wine glass, a pink sticky note, and a blurry woman in the background against a city street at night. A bottle of Hope Hangover by Dr. Cold Reality is displayed on a dark, debris-strewn nightstand in a bedroom setting, with a pink rose, a broken wine glass, a pink sticky note, and a blurry woman in the background against a city street at night.

💔 Breakup Rx™

Because getting over them requires an emotional prescription-strength intervention.

Rx for:

Low Signal

Lower Standards

Closure

Hot Mess Express

Common Symptoms:

Text draft regret

Location stalking

Rebound spirals

Haunting nostalgia

Green dot obsession

#NotaRealMD Note:

Take two and block their number

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Emotional Cleanse Emotional Cleanse

Emotional Cleanse

$23.95
$23.95
Post-Breakup Rebrand Post-Breakup Rebrand

Post-Breakup Rebrand

$23.95
$23.95
Closure Capsules Closure Capsules

Closure Capsules

$23.95
$23.95
Withdrawal Symptoms Withdrawal Symptoms

Withdrawal Symptoms

$23.95
$23.95
Text Your Ex Tabs Text Your Ex Tabs

Text Your Ex Tabs

$23.95
$23.95
Rebound Refresher Rebound Refresher

Rebound Refresher

$23.95
$23.95
Hope Hangover Hope Hangover

Hope Hangover

$23.95
$23.95
Healing? Blocked Healing? Blocked

Healing? Blocked

$23.95
$23.95
End Scene Edibles End Scene Edibles

End Scene Edibles

$23.95
$23.95
Exorcism Bites Exorcism Bites

Exorcism Bites

$23.95
$23.95
Don't Call Your Ex Don't Call Your Ex

Don't Call Your Ex

$23.95
$23.95

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    Prescription-Inspired

    Parody labels made for real-life symptoms

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    Sweet Dose Included

    Curated candy options selected to match each prescription

  • Take Two & Text Me gift box icon
    Gift-Ready

    Easy to send, gift, keep, or hand over dramatically

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    Duh, Not Real Medicine

    Only fun, packaged emotional side effects support