Prescription Strength Humor, Bottled
🍬 What’s Inside the Dose?
Current Candy Selection
Updated July 15 2026
Our candy selections may vary by product, availability, season, and supplier.
Take Two & Text Me™ does not manufacture the candy included in our products. Ingredient formulas, manufacturing practices, and allergen statements may change without notice.
For the most current and accurate information, always review the ingredient list and allergen statement on the individual candy packaging before consuming or gifting.
If you or the recipient has a food allergy, sensitivity, dietary restriction, or medical concern, do not consume the candy unless you have confirmed that it is safe.
Bananas
Bones
Claeys Lemon Drops
Clever Candy Flower Garden Mix Up
Fruit Sour Watermelon Candy
Good & Plenty
Dubble Bubble Mini Gumballs
Hot Tamales
Cinnamon Jawbreakers
Mini Jawbreakers
Teenee Beanee Jelly Beans
Mike and Ike Mega Mix
Mike and Ike Sour
Mike and Ike Sweet
Rainbow Hearts
Smarties Tablets
Take Two & Text Me™ sources candy from third-party manufacturers and suppliers.
Product formulas, manufacturing practices, packaging, and allergen information may be updated by those manufacturers without notice. Because the candy may be repackaged as part of our novelty gift products, the original manufacturer packaging may not be included with your order.
Our product labels include a general allergen statement, but they do not provide the complete ingredient list or specific allergen details for each candy.
If you or the recipient has a food allergy, sensitivity, dietary restriction, or medical concern, do not consume the candy until you have contacted us and confirmed the available ingredient and allergen information for the candy included in your order.
For questions about ingredients, allergens, or the candy included in your order, contact our Chaos Support Team at:
Include your order number and the name or a clear photo of the candy, if available, so we can help identify.