Terms of service

Last updated: July 17, 2026

These Terms of Service (“Terms”) govern your use of taketwoandtextme.com and your purchase of products and services from Little Mench Brands LLC d/b/a Take Two & Text Me™ (“Take Two & Text Me™,” “we,” “our,” or “us”).

By visiting our website, using any part of the website, or placing an order, you agree to be bound by these Terms.

Please review these Terms carefully before using the website or purchasing our products.

1. Novelty Humor Products

Take Two & Text Me™ sells novelty humor gifts intended for entertainment purposes only.

Our products may use prescription-style language, Rx references, dosage wording, symptom language, diagnosis-style jokes, warnings, refills, side effects, parody labels, satire, and humor.

Our products are not:

• Medication

• Medical devices

• Healthcare products

• Therapy

• Mental health treatment

• Professional medical advice

• Psychological or psychiatric care

Our products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any medical, psychological, psychiatric, emotional, or health condition.

No medical, therapeutic, psychological, psychiatric, or healthcare claims are made or implied.

2. Eligibility and Website Use

By using this website, you represent that you are at least the age of majority in your state or jurisdiction or that you have permission from a parent or legal guardian.

You agree to use the website only for lawful purposes and in accordance with these Terms.

You may not use our website, products, content, or Services in a way that violates any applicable law or regulation.

3. Product Information

We make reasonable efforts to display product descriptions, pricing, photographs, labels, candy information, packaging, and availability accurately.

However, we do not guarantee that all information will always be error-free, complete, current, or uninterrupted.

Product colors, candy varieties, labels, packaging, bottle appearance, product presentation, and other details may vary slightly due to:

• Screen settings

• Photography

• Supplier availability

• Seasonal inventory

• Production changes

• Packaging updates

• Product improvements

Minor variations are not considered defects.

4. Candy and Edible Items

Some Take Two & Text Me™ products contain candy or other edible items.

Candy brands, varieties, flavors, colors, shapes, and packaging may vary depending on availability and seasonal inventory.

Customers are responsible for reviewing all available ingredient, allergen, and dietary information before consuming or giving the candy to another person.

Products may contain or come into contact with common allergens, including:

• Peanuts

• Tree nuts

• Milk

• Soy

• Wheat

• Gluten

• Other food allergens

If you or the intended recipient has food allergies, sensitivities, dietary restrictions, or medical concerns, do not consume the candy unless you have confirmed that it is suitable and safe.

Take Two & Text Me™ is not responsible for allergic reactions, sensitivities, dietary concerns, or medical issues resulting from a customer’s failure to review or follow available ingredient and allergen information.

5. Orders and Payment

By placing an order, you agree that:

• The information you provide is accurate and complete

• You are authorized to use the payment method provided

• You are responsible for all charges associated with the order

• You have reviewed the product description before purchasing

We reserve the right to refuse, cancel, limit, or place conditions on an order for reasons including:

• Suspected fraud

• Unauthorized payment activity

• Product unavailability

• Pricing or listing errors

• Shipping restrictions

• Policy violations

• Abusive or suspicious behavior

• Other legitimate business reasons

If we cancel an order after payment has been processed, we will issue any required refund to the original payment method.

6. Prices, Discounts, and Promotions

Product prices are listed in U.S. dollars unless otherwise stated.

Prices may change at any time without notice.

Discount codes, bundle offers, automatic discounts, free-shipping offers, promotional pricing, and other offers may:

• Be limited to certain products or customers

• Have expiration dates

• Require minimum purchases

• Exclude certain products

• Be discontinued or modified at any time

• Be limited to one use per customer

• Be unavailable with other promotions

Discounts and promotions may not be combined unless expressly stated.

We reserve the right to correct pricing errors, cancel improperly priced orders, and refuse misuse of promotions or discount codes.

7. Shipping

At this time, Take Two & Text Me™ ships within the United States only.

Processing and shipping timeframes are estimates and are not guaranteed.

Processing time is separate from carrier transit time.

We are not responsible for delays caused by:

• Shipping carriers

• Weather

• Natural disasters

• Holidays

• High-volume periods

• Incorrect or incomplete addresses

• Carrier disruptions

• Government actions

• Events outside our reasonable control

Customers are responsible for entering accurate shipping information.

Once an order has entered fulfillment or has shipped, we may not be able to change the shipping address.

Additional shipping terms are provided in our Shipping Policy.

8. Heat, Weather, and Edible Products

Candy and edible items may be affected by heat, cold, humidity, or other weather and transit conditions.

We do not sell chocolate products during warmer seasons.

Customers should retrieve delivered packages promptly and avoid leaving them:

• Outdoors

• In direct sunlight

• In mailboxes for extended periods

• In hot vehicles

• In other temperature-sensitive locations

We are not responsible for changes in texture or appearance caused by weather conditions after delivery.

We may review weather-related concerns at our discretion.

9. Returns, Replacements, Store Credit, and Cancellations

Because our products contain edible items, we do not accept returns once an order has been fulfilled or shipped.

All sales are final except where otherwise required by law or where we approve a replacement or store credit due to:

• Shipping damage

• An incorrect item

• A verified fulfillment error

• Other circumstances reviewed and approved by us

Refunds, replacements, and store credits are issued at our discretion, subject to applicable law.

Orders may be canceled only if the cancellation request is received before fulfillment begins.

Once an order has entered fulfillment or has shipped, it cannot be canceled or changed.

Additional terms are provided in our Return and Refund Policy.

10. Missing, Lost, Stolen, or Marked-Delivered Packages

If tracking shows that a package was delivered but you cannot locate it, you should check:

• Around your property

• With household members

• With nearby neighbors

• With building staff

• With the shipping carrier

We are not responsible for packages that are lost or stolen after confirmed delivery.

However, our Chaos Support Team may review the situation and assist where reasonably possible.

Submitting a claim or contacting us does not guarantee a replacement, refund, or store credit.

11. Customer Accounts

You may be able to create a customer account through the website.

You are responsible for:

• Maintaining the confidentiality of your login information

• Restricting access to your account

• Keeping your contact and payment information current

• All activity conducted through your account

You must notify us promptly if you believe your account has been accessed or used without authorization.

We reserve the right to suspend or terminate accounts that violate these Terms or appear to involve fraud, abuse, or misuse.

12. Intellectual Property

All website and product content is owned by or licensed to Little Mench Brands LLC d/b/a Take Two & Text Me™.

This includes, without limitation:

• Product names

• Collection names

• Label copy

• Dosage language

• Warnings

• Slogans

• Graphics

• Logos

• Photographs

• Designs

• Website copy

• Blog content

• Videos

• Packaging

• Creative concepts

• Brand language

• Overall product presentation

This content may be protected by copyright, trademark, trade dress, and other intellectual property laws.

You may not copy, reproduce, distribute, modify, sell, publish, imitate, scrape, repurpose, or commercially use our intellectual property without prior written permission.

Purchasing a product does not transfer ownership of any intellectual property rights.

13. User-Generated Content

You may have the opportunity to submit:

• Reviews

• Testimonials

• Photographs

• Videos

• Social media posts

• Comments

• Messages

• Other content

You represent that you own or have permission to submit the content and that it does not violate the rights of another person.

By submitting content, you grant us a non-exclusive, worldwide, royalty-free license to use, reproduce, display, edit, share, repost, distribute, and promote that content in connection with our business, marketing, products, and Services, unless prohibited by law or otherwise agreed in writing.

We reserve the right to remove content that is unlawful, abusive, fraudulent, defamatory, infringing, threatening, obscene, misleading, or otherwise inappropriate.

We do not require customers to provide positive reviews and do not prohibit honest reviews.

14. Prohibited Uses

You may not use the website, products, Services, or content to:

• Violate any law or regulation

• Engage in fraud or deceptive conduct

• Harass, threaten, abuse, or harm another person

• Submit false or misleading information

• Infringe intellectual property rights

• Upload malicious code, viruses, or harmful technology

• Attempt unauthorized access to the website or another account

• Interfere with website security or functionality

• Scrape, harvest, copy, or extract website data

• Impersonate another person or business

• Misuse discounts, promotions, or payment systems

• Resell products in an unauthorized manner

• Use our brand assets without permission

We may terminate or restrict access for any prohibited use.

15. No Professional Advice

All website content, product language, blog posts, social media content, customer communications, educational content, humor, and brand messaging are provided for general informational, entertainment, or parody purposes.

They are not:

• Medical advice

• Mental health advice

• Psychological advice

• Psychiatric advice

• Legal advice

• Financial advice

• Professional advice

You should consult an appropriately licensed professional regarding any medical, psychological, psychiatric, legal, financial, or other professional concern.

16. Third-Party Tools, Services, and Links

Our website may use or link to third-party platforms, applications, payment processors, shipping carriers, social media services, analytics providers, advertising providers, and other tools.

We do not control and are not responsible for:

• Third-party content

• Third-party services

• Third-party policies

• Third-party security

• Third-party availability

• Third-party actions or omissions

Your use of third-party services may be governed by separate terms and privacy policies.

17. Website Availability

We do not guarantee that the website or Services will always be available, uninterrupted, secure, or error-free.

We may modify, suspend, discontinue, restrict, or remove any part of the website or Services at any time without notice.

We are not liable for losses caused by temporary or permanent website unavailability.

18. Disclaimer of Warranties

To the fullest extent permitted by law, the website, products, content, and Services are provided on an “as is” and “as available” basis.

We disclaim all warranties, express or implied, including warranties of:

• Merchantability

• Fitness for a particular purpose

• Non-infringement

• Accuracy

• Reliability

• Availability

• Security

We do not guarantee that the website, products, or Services will meet every customer’s expectations.

Nothing in these Terms excludes warranties or rights that cannot legally be excluded.

19. Limitation of Liability

To the fullest extent permitted by law, Little Mench Brands LLC, Take Two & Text Me™, and their owners, employees, contractors, agents, affiliates, vendors, and service providers will not be liable for indirect, incidental, special, consequential, punitive, or exemplary damages arising from or related to:

• Use of the website

• Purchase or use of products

• Inability to access the website

• Shipping delays

• Lost or stolen packages

• Third-party services

• Customer content

• Errors or interruptions

• Any other use of the Services

To the fullest extent permitted by law, our total liability for any claim involving an order will not exceed the amount paid for the product giving rise to the claim.

Some jurisdictions do not allow certain liability limitations, so portions of this section may not apply to you.

20. Indemnification

To the fullest extent permitted by law, you agree to indemnify, defend, and hold harmless Little Mench Brands LLC d/b/a Take Two & Text Me™, along with its owners, employees, contractors, affiliates, agents, vendors, and service providers, from claims, liabilities, damages, losses, costs, and expenses arising from:

• Your misuse of the website or products

• Your violation of these Terms

• Your violation of applicable law

• Your infringement of another person’s rights

• Content you submit

• Fraudulent or unauthorized activity connected to your account

21. Governing Law

These Terms are governed by the laws of the State of South Carolina, without regard to conflict-of-law principles, unless otherwise required by applicable law.

Any dispute relating to these Terms, the website, the Services, or a purchase will be handled in an appropriate court with jurisdiction over the matter.

22. Severability

If any provision of these Terms is found to be unlawful, invalid, or unenforceable, that provision will be enforced to the greatest extent permitted by law.

The remaining provisions will continue in full force and effect.

23. Waiver

Our failure to enforce a provision of these Terms does not waive our right to enforce that provision later.

A waiver is effective only if provided in writing by an authorized representative of Little Mench Brands LLC.

24. Entire Agreement

These Terms, together with our Privacy Policy, Shipping Policy, Return and Refund Policy, and other posted policies, constitute the entire agreement between you and us concerning your use of the website and Services.

25. Changes to These Terms

We may update these Terms from time to time for operational, legal, regulatory, or business reasons.

Changes will be posted on this page with an updated “Last updated” date.

Your continued use of the website after changes are posted constitutes acceptance of the updated Terms.

26. Contact Information

Questions about these Terms may be directed to:

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