Take Two & Text Me parody prescription gift bottles with colorful candy, white gift bags, and black-and-white striped ribbons. Take Two & Text Me parody prescription gift bottles with colorful candy, white gift bags, and black-and-white striped ribbons.
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Wholesale Novelty Items
Relatable Humor. Unexpected Gifts. Retail Ready.

Take Two & Text Me™ brings a fresh approach to wholesale novelty items by turning familiar, everyday experiences into humorous, ready-to-give products.

Our distinctive amber bottles feature witty, parody-style labels inspired by life's celebrations, frustrations, and everything in between. Each bottle is safety-sealed, filled with candy, and designed to create that instant “I know exactly who needs this” moment.

Why Retailers Love the Collection

Give Your Customers Something to Laugh About

  • Take Two & Text Me smiley face icon
    Instant Recognition

    Attention-grabbing names and relatable hooks that make shoppers stop, read, and think, "I know exactly who needs this!"

  • Over 200 Titles

    A growing collection covering everyday experiences, relationships, celebrations, and seasonal occasions.


  • Take Two & Text Me sparkle icon
    Premium, Gift-Ready Presentation

    Food-grade amber bottles, child-resistant caps, safety seals, and durable matte labels.

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A Modern Twist

How Take Two & Text Me™ Got Its Name

It's a modern twist on the old saying, "Take two and call me in the morning."

Human Connection Through Humor

Gifts for Every Occasion Take Two & Text Me gift box icon A Little Understanding Take Two & Text Me heart icon A Reminder You're Not Alone Take Two & Text Me smiley face icon Prescription-Strength Humor, Bottled