Prescription-Strength Humor, Bottled

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👨‍👧 Family Side Effects™

When communication requires an immediate laughable reality check

Rx for:

Holiday Dinner Dread

Sibling Rivalry

Passive-Aggressive Relatives

Common Symptoms:

Forced Fake Smiles

Heavy Eye-Rolling

Sarcastic Comments

Need for Emotional Hazard Pay

#NotaRealMD Note:

Take two because you can't pick your DNA

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For the family member who...

Shares your DNA but tests your sanity.

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Says "I'm fine" but absolutely is not.

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Loves to hand out unsolicited life advice.

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Keeps all of your best childhood secrets.

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Family reunion gag gift prescription bottles flatlay featuring funny family drama survival kits by Take Two & Text Me

For the family member who...

Genetically Linked Emotionally Tired sibling gag gift funny prescription bottle flatlay by Take Two & Text Me

Shares your DNA but tests your sanity.

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Guilt Trip funny mom gift and dysfunctional family gift prescription bottle flatlay by Take Two & Text Me

Says "I'm fine" but absolutely is not.

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MIL Management mother in law gag gift funny prescription bottle flatlay by Take Two & Text Me

Loves to hand out unsolicited life advice.

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Don't Tell Your Mom funny dad gift and funny aunt gift prescription bottle flatlay by Take Two & Text Me

Keeps all of your best childhood secrets.

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