Funny Overthinking Gifts & Chronically Online Care Packages

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📱 Viral Symptom Rx™

When communication requires an immediate laughable reality check

Rx for:

Viral Trends

Common Symptoms:

Story Spirals

Screenshots

Soft Blocks

Delulu Logic

Like Deciphers

#NotaRealMD Note:

Take Two and close the apps

27 products
27 products
Crush Control Crush Control

Crush Control

$23.95
$23.95
Cuffing Season Cuffing Season

Cuffing Season

$23.95
$23.95
Delulu Dose Delulu Dose

Delulu Dose

$23.95
$23.95
Do Not Disturb Do Not Disturb

Do Not Disturb

$23.95
$23.95
Dry Text Destroyer Dry Text Destroyer

Dry Text Destroyer

$23.95
$23.95
Emergency Gift Card (Digital E-Gift)

Emergency Gift Card (Digital E-Gift)

From $10.00
From $10.00
F*ck Around & Find Out F*ck Around & Find Out

F*ck Around & Find Out

$23.95
$23.95
False Positive Filter False Positive Filter

False Positive Filter

$23.95
$23.95
FYP Spiral FYP Spiral

FYP Spiral

$23.95
$23.95
Hard Launch, No Repost Hard Launch, No Repost

Hard Launch, No Repost

$23.95
$23.95
IG Story Spiral Tabs IG Story Spiral Tabs

IG Story Spiral Tabs

$23.95
$23.95
Location Fixation Location Fixation

Location Fixation

$23.95
$23.95

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Location Fixation funny gift for friends shown beneath a Longitude Lane street sign with a framed couple photo Thirsty Intent funny thirst trap gift displayed with candy in front of a ring light selfie Typing funny gift for friends displayed with lemon drops, phone, laptop, and unsent group chat messages

Turns a four-minute detour into twenty questions.

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Who has ulterior motives.

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Has a three-page response awaiting legal review.

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Location Fixation funny gift for friends shown beneath a Longitude Lane street sign with a framed couple photo

Turns a four-minute detour into twenty questions.

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Thirsty Intent funny thirst trap gift displayed with candy in front of a ring light selfie

Who has ulterior motives.

View Rx
Typing funny gift for friends displayed with lemon drops, phone, laptop, and unsent group chat messages

Has a three-page response awaiting legal review.

View Rx

Other Scripts In the Med Cabinet

📱 Viral Symptom Rx™
🚨 Adulting Triage™
😈 After Hours™
👯 Best Friend Pharmacy™
💔 Breakup Rx™
❤️‍🩹 Emotional First Aid™
👨‍👧 Family Side Effects™
❤️ Love Symptoms™
🚩 Red Flag Rx™
🏢 Office Clinic™
🍎 Faculty Ward™
🎂 Signs of Aging™
  • Take Two & Text Me prescription icon
    Prescription-Inspired

    Parody labels made for real-life symptoms

  • Take Two & Text Me heart icon
    Sweet Dose Included

    Curated candy options selected to match each prescription

  • Take Two & Text Me gift box icon
    Gift-Ready

    Easy to send, gift, keep, or hand over dramatically

  • Take Two & Text Me not medicine icon
    Duh, Not Real Medicine

    Only fun, packaged emotional side effects support