Prescription-Strength Humor, Bottled

An aesthetic desktop layout featuring a Take Two & Text Me 'Chaos Under Development' clipboard styled on the left with a gold wire organizer, a white mug, and pink heart notes. An aesthetic desktop layout featuring a Take Two & Text Me 'Chaos Under Development' clipboard styled on the left with a gold wire organizer, a white mug, and pink heart notes.

❤️ Emotional First Aid™

Because some days require an emergency dose of self-love

Rx for:

Pick-me-up moments

Common Symptoms:

Imposter syndrome

Negative thought spirals

Low-confidence emergencies

Bad days

#NotaRealMD Note:

Take two and remember who the hell you are

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A dark amber parody prescription bottle labeled 'Cry Later Capsules' by Take Two & Text Me, styled as a funny emotional support gift for a recent breakup. A dark amber parody prescription bottle labeled 'Cry Later Capsules' by Take Two & Text Me, styled as a funny emotional support gift for a recent breakup.

Cry Later Capsules

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A dark amber parody prescription bottle labeled 'Boundary Boosters' by Take Two & Text Me, designed as a witty moving on gift for single friends. A dark amber parody prescription bottle labeled 'Boundary Boosters' by Take Two & Text Me, designed as a witty moving on gift for single friends.

Boundary Boosters

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😈 After Hours™
👯 Best Friend Pharmacy™
💔 Breakup Rx™
❤️‍🩹 Emotional First Aid™
👨‍👧 Family Side Effects™
❤️ Love Symptoms™
🚩 Red Flag Rx™
🏢 Office Clinic™
🍎 Faculty Ward™
🎂 Signs of Aging™
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    Prescription-Inspired

    Parody labels made for real-life symptoms

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    Sweet Dose Included

    Curated candy options selected to match each prescription

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    Gift-Ready

    Easy to send, gift, keep, or hand over dramatically

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    Duh, Not Real Medicine

    Only fun, packaged support for emotional side effects