Funny Self Care Gifts & Cheer Up Packages

Emotional First Aid FAQ graphic with funny mental health gifts and white elephant ideas by Take Two & Text Me Emotional First Aid FAQ graphic with funny mental health gifts and white elephant ideas by Take Two & Text Me

❤️ Emotional First Aid™

Because some days require an emergency dose of self-love

Rx for:

Pick-me-up moments

Common Symptoms:

Imposter syndrome

Negative thought spirals

Low-confidence emergencies

Bad days

#NotaRealMD Note:

Take two and remember who the hell you are

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Snack Attack Snack Attack

Snack Attack

$23.95
$23.95
Stability Suckers Stability Suckers

Stability Suckers

$23.95
$23.95
A dark amber parody prescription bottle labeled 'Cry Later Capsules' by Take Two & Text Me, styled as a funny emotional support gift for a recent breakup. A dark amber parody prescription bottle labeled 'Cry Later Capsules' by Take Two & Text Me, styled as a funny emotional support gift for a recent breakup.

Cry Later Capsules

$23.95
$23.95
A dark amber parody prescription bottle labeled 'Boundary Boosters' by Take Two & Text Me, designed as a witty moving on gift for single friends. A dark amber parody prescription bottle labeled 'Boundary Boosters' by Take Two & Text Me, designed as a witty moving on gift for single friends.

Boundary Boosters

$23.95
$23.95
Overthinking Off Switch Overthinking Off Switch

Overthinking Off Switch

$23.95
$23.95
You’re Not Too Much You’re Not Too Much

You’re Not Too Much

$23.95
$23.95
Tears Are Temporary Tears Are Temporary

Tears Are Temporary

$23.95
$23.95
Power Nap Protocol Power Nap Protocol

Power Nap Protocol

$23.95
$23.95
Permission to Spiral Permission to Spiral

Permission to Spiral

$23.95
$23.95
One Good Cry One Good Cry

One Good Cry

$23.95
$23.95
Low-Stakes Wins Low-Stakes Wins

Low-Stakes Wins

$23.95
$23.95
Better Than I Feel Better Than I Feel

Better Than I Feel

$23.95
$23.95
Attachment Club Attachment Club

Attachment Club

$23.95
$23.95
A Little Bit of Hope A Little Bit of Hope

A Little Bit of Hope

$23.95
$23.95

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Power Nap Protocol funny mental health gift lifestyle setup with man at desk by Take Two & Text Me Snack Attack funny care package gift with popcorn and candles for white elephant gifts by Take Two & Text Me Doing Better Than I Feel funny coworker gift prescription bottle on office desk by Take Two & Text Me One Good Cry cheer up gift prescription bottle with headphones setup by Take Two & Text Me Low-Stakes Wins funny office gift prescription bottle on desk setup by Take Two & Text Me

Symptoms may include...

Instant relief when imposter syndrome strikes hard.

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Surviving daily work drama on pure caffeine.

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Staging a dramatic meltdown on the floor.

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Celebrating basic survival and small daily victories.

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Power Nap Protocol funny mental health gift lifestyle setup with man at desk by Take Two & Text Me

Symptoms may include...

Snack Attack funny care package gift with popcorn and candles for white elephant gifts by Take Two & Text Me

Instant relief when imposter syndrome strikes hard.

View Rx
Doing Better Than I Feel funny coworker gift prescription bottle on office desk by Take Two & Text Me

Surviving daily work drama on pure caffeine.

View Rx
One Good Cry cheer up gift prescription bottle with headphones setup by Take Two & Text Me

Staging a dramatic meltdown on the floor.

View Rx
Low-Stakes Wins funny office gift prescription bottle on desk setup by Take Two & Text Me

Celebrating basic survival and small daily victories.

View Rx
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    Prescription-Inspired

    Parody labels made for real-life symptoms

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    Sweet Dose Included

    Curated candy options selected to match each prescription

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    Gift-Ready

    Easy to send, gift, keep, or hand over dramatically

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    Duh, Not Real Medicine

    Only fun, packaged support for emotional side effects