Funny Teacher Gifts & Educator Care Packages

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🍎 Faculty Ward™

For the educators holding it all together with cold coffee and saint-level patience

Rx for:

Educational Burnout

Unpaid Labor

Common Symptoms:

Grading fatigue

Inbox indigestion

Copy room rage

Sunday night portal panic

Classroom chaos flashbacks

#NotaRealMD Note:

Take two and do not check your email after contract hours

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Parent Email Antacid Parent Email Antacid

Parent Email Antacid

$23.95
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Unpaid Therapist Unpaid Therapist

Unpaid Therapist

$23.95
$23.95
Lesson Plan Roulette Lesson Plan Roulette

Lesson Plan Roulette

$23.95
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Laminated Everything Laminated Everything

Laminated Everything

$23.95
$23.95
Lunchroom Mystery Lunchroom Mystery

Lunchroom Mystery

$23.95
$23.95
Ask Me in June Ask Me in June

Ask Me in June

$23.95
$23.95
Assembly Buffer Assembly Buffer

Assembly Buffer

$23.95
$23.95
Staff Meeting Sedatives Staff Meeting Sedatives

Staff Meeting Sedatives

$23.95
$23.95
Gradebook Defense Gradebook Defense

Gradebook Defense

$23.95
$23.95
Grade Me Later Grade Me Later

Grade Me Later

$23.95
$23.95
Field Trip Recovery Field Trip Recovery

Field Trip Recovery

$23.95
$23.95
Don’t Call Me Miss Don’t Call Me Miss

Don’t Call Me Miss

$23.95
$23.95
Caffeine Intervention Caffeine Intervention

Caffeine Intervention

$23.95
$23.95
Built-In Babysitter Built-In Babysitter

Built-In Babysitter

$23.95
$23.95

Other Scripts In the Med Cabinet

📱 Viral Symptom Rx™
🚨 Adulting Triage™
😈 After Hours™
👯 Best Friend Pharmacy™
💔 Breakup Rx™
❤️‍🩹 Emotional First Aid™
👨‍👧 Family Side Effects™
❤️ Love Symptoms™
🚩 Red Flag Rx™
🏢 Office Clinic™
🍎 Faculty Ward™
🎂 Signs of Aging™
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    Prescription-Inspired

    Parody labels made for real-life symptoms

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    Sweet Dose Included

    Curated candy options selected to match each prescription

  • Take Two & Text Me gift box icon
    Gift-Ready

    Easy to send, gift, keep, or hand over dramatically

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    Duh, Not Real Medicine

    Only fun, packaged emotional side effects support