Funny Teacher Gifts for Faculty & Educators

🍎 Faculty Ward™

For the educators holding it all together with cold coffee and saint-level patience

Rx for:

Educational Burnout

Unpaid Labor

Common Symptoms:

Grading fatigue

Inbox indigestion

Copy room rage

Sunday night portal panic

Classroom chaos flashbacks

#NotaRealMD Note:

Take two and do not check your email after contract hours

20 products
20 products
Ask Me in June Ask Me in June

Ask Me in June

$23.95
$23.95
Assembly Buffer Assembly Buffer

Assembly Buffer

$23.95
$23.95
Built-In Babysitter Built-In Babysitter

Built-In Babysitter

$23.95
$23.95
But My Child Said… But My Child Said…

But My Child Said…

$23.95
$23.95
Caffeine Intervention Caffeine Intervention

Caffeine Intervention

$23.95
$23.95
Contract Hours Contract Hours

Contract Hours

$23.95
$23.95
Don’t Call Me Miss Don’t Call Me Miss

Don’t Call Me Miss

$23.95
$23.95
Emergency Gift Card (Digital E-Gift)

Emergency Gift Card (Digital E-Gift)

From $10.00
From $10.00
Field Trip Recovery Field Trip Recovery

Field Trip Recovery

$23.95
$23.95
Grade Me Later Grade Me Later

Grade Me Later

$23.95
$23.95
Gradebook Defense Gradebook Defense

Gradebook Defense

$23.95
$23.95
In-Service Day Detox In-Service Day Detox

In-Service Day Detox

$23.95
$23.95

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📱 Viral Symptom Rx™
🚨 Adulting Triage™
😈 After Hours™
👯 Best Friend Pharmacy™
💔 Breakup Rx™
❤️‍🩹 Emotional First Aid™
👨‍👧 Family Side Effects™
❤️ Love Symptoms™
🚩 Red Flag Rx™
🏢 Office Clinic™
🍎 Faculty Ward™
🎂 Signs of Aging™
  • Take Two & Text Me prescription icon
    Prescription-Inspired

    Parody labels made for real-life symptoms

  • Take Two & Text Me heart icon
    Sweet Dose Included

    Curated candy options selected to match each prescription

  • Take Two & Text Me gift box icon
    Gift-Ready

    Easy to send, gift, keep, or hand over dramatically

  • Take Two & Text Me not medicine icon
    Duh, Not Real Medicine

    Only fun, packaged emotional side effects support