Funny Teacher Gifts for Faculty & Educators

🍎 Faculty Ward™

For the educators holding it all together with cold coffee and saint-level patience

Rx for:

Educational Burnout

Unpaid Labor

Common Symptoms:

Grading fatigue

Inbox indigestion

Copy room rage

Sunday night portal panic

Classroom chaos flashbacks

#NotaRealMD Note:

Take two and do not check your email after contract hours

20 products
20 products
Laminated Everything Laminated Everything

Laminated Everything

$23.95
$23.95
Lesson Plan Roulette Lesson Plan Roulette

Lesson Plan Roulette

$23.95
$23.95
Lunchroom Mystery Lunchroom Mystery

Lunchroom Mystery

$23.95
$23.95
Parent Email Antacid Parent Email Antacid

Parent Email Antacid

$23.95
$23.95
Per My Last Email Per My Last Email

Per My Last Email

$23.95
$23.95
Phone Confiscation Phone Confiscation

Phone Confiscation

$23.95
$23.95
Staff Meeting Sedatives Staff Meeting Sedatives

Staff Meeting Sedatives

$23.95
$23.95
Unpaid Therapist Unpaid Therapist

Unpaid Therapist

$23.95
$23.95

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😈 After Hours™
👯 Best Friend Pharmacy™
💔 Breakup Rx™
❤️‍🩹 Emotional First Aid™
👨‍👧 Family Side Effects™
❤️ Love Symptoms™
🚩 Red Flag Rx™
🏢 Office Clinic™
🍎 Faculty Ward™
🎂 Signs of Aging™
  • Take Two & Text Me prescription icon
    Prescription-Inspired

    Parody labels made for real-life symptoms

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    Sweet Dose Included

    Curated candy options selected to match each prescription

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    Gift-Ready

    Easy to send, gift, keep, or hand over dramatically

  • Take Two & Text Me not medicine icon
    Duh, Not Real Medicine

    Only fun, packaged emotional side effects support