Funny Adult Gifts for Friends Who Keep Things Interesting

🤨 Questionable Behavior™

For bad decisions, drunk texts, late-night logic, and repeat offenses

Common Symptoms:

Drunk texting

Late-night logic

Repeat offenses

Group-chat intervention

#NotaRealMD Note:

Take two and rethink everything

10 products
10 products
Bad Decision Blockers Bad Decision Blockers

Bad Decision Blockers

$23.95
$23.95
Booty Call Buffer Booty Call Buffer

Booty Call Buffer

$23.95
$23.95
Drunk Text Suppressant Drunk Text Suppressant

Drunk Text Suppressant

$23.95
$23.95
Emergency Gift Card (Digital E-Gift)

Emergency Gift Card (Digital E-Gift)

From $10.00
From $10.00
Late Night Logic Late Night Logic

Late Night Logic

$23.95
$23.95
Morning After Mix Morning After Mix

Morning After Mix

$23.95
$23.95
No Strings Attached No Strings Attached

No Strings Attached

$23.95
$23.95
Pavlovian Response Pavlovian Response

Pavlovian Response

$23.95
$23.95
Sneaky Link Tabs Sneaky Link Tabs

Sneaky Link Tabs

$23.95
$23.95
You Shaved For That? You Shaved For That?

You Shaved For That?

$23.95
$23.95

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    Duh, Not Real Medicine

    Only fun, packaged support for emotional side effects