Funny Romantic Gifts & Couples Care Packages

❤️ Love Symptoms™

For the relatable little things that make someone your person.

Rx for:

Favorite Person Fever

Common Symptoms:

Smiling at their texts

Missing them already

Hoodie theft

Inside joke dependency

Chronic fry theft tolerance

#NotaRealMD Note:

Take two and love the symptoms

18 products
18 products
Emergency Gift Card (Digital E-Gift)

Emergency Gift Card (Digital E-Gift)

From $10.00
From $10.00
Here for the Chaos Here for the Chaos

Here for the Chaos

$23.95
$23.95
Hickey Hider Capsules Hickey Hider Capsules

Hickey Hider Capsules

$23.95
$23.95
I Got You I Got You

I Got You

$23.95
$23.95
I Know Your Order I Know Your Order

I Know Your Order

$23.95
$23.95
Just Because Just Because

Just Because

$23.95
$23.95
Kiss & Make Up Kiss & Make Up

Kiss & Make Up

$23.95
$23.95
Love Potion Love Potion

Love Potion

$23.95
$23.95
Make Out Meds Make Out Meds

Make Out Meds

$23.95
$23.95
Our Little Things Our Little Things

Our Little Things

$23.95
$23.95
Same Team Same Team

Same Team

$23.95
$23.95
Snooze Button Love Snooze Button Love

Snooze Button Love

$23.95
$23.95

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  • Take Two & Text Me prescription icon
    Prescription-Inspired

    Parody labels made for real-life symptoms

  • Take Two & Text Me heart icon
    Sweet Dose Included

    Curated candy options selected to match each prescription

  • Take Two & Text Me gift box icon
    Gift-Ready

    Easy to send, gift, keep, or hand over dramatically

  • Take Two & Text Me not medicine icon
    Duh, Not Real Medicine

    Only fun, packaged support for emotional side effects