Prescription Strength Humor, Bottled

A graphic for the disclaimer page stating 'This is not real medicine' by Take Two & Text Me, clarifying that these are novelty gifts for overthinkers. A graphic for the disclaimer page stating 'This is not real medicine' by Take Two & Text Me, clarifying that these are novelty gifts for overthinkers.

💬 Not Real Medicine (Duh)

Take Two & Text Me™ products are novelty humor gifts intended for entertainment purposes only.

Humor gift only. Not medicine.

Take Two & Text Me™ products are novelty humor gifts intended for entertainment purposes only. They are not medication, medical devices, healthcare products, therapy, mental health treatment, or professional medical advice.

Our products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any medical, psychological, psychiatric, emotional, or health condition. No medical, therapeutic, psychological, psychiatric, or healthcare claims are made or implied.

Our product names, labels, Rx references, dosage instructions, symptom language, diagnosis-style wording, warnings, refills, side effects, patient names, prescriber names, and related brand elements are parody, satire, and humor.

Some products contain candy or other edible items.

Customers are responsible for reviewing all available ingredient and allergen information before consuming the candy or giving it to another person.

If you or the intended recipient has food allergies, sensitivities, dietary restrictions, or medical concerns, do not consume the candy unless you have confirmed that it is safe and appropriate.

Please review our Candy Ingredients & Allergen Information page for current details.

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For questions about Take Two & Text Me™ products, please contact:

Take Two & Text Me™
Little Mench Brands LLC
Email: help@taketwoandtextme.com
Phone: +1 843-654-4604