About Take Two & Text Me™

Take Two & Text Me™ was born right where relentless overthinking meets pure audacity. Blending a healthy dose of therapy, legendary group chat breakdowns, and a beautiful lack of a filter, we decided that if life is going to be a circus, we might as well run the show.

Amid all the chaos, we completely hijacked the script.

Because what once felt heavy looks way better as prescription-strength humor, bottled.

For life's heavy moments and your completely unfiltered ones

Grief

Burnout

Heartbreak

Family Drama

Overthinking

Shameless Urges

Questionable Decisions

Red Flag Spirals

Take Two & Text Me™ turn life's heaviest moments and wildest impulses into humor-filled scripts. No matter which side of the cabinet you're ordering from, we bottle the remedies that take the sting out of reality and celebrate the chaos.
Because laughter is the perfect gift

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Best Friend

Spouse

Teacher

Coworker

Parent

Sibling

Yourself

Sometimes the smallest gesture says everything...

It is the laugh.

The screenshot.

The “this is so us” text.

The tiny moment where the right script says exactly enough.

Sometimes the smallest gesture says everything...

It is the laugh.

The screenshot.

The “this is so us” text.

The tiny moment where the right script says exactly enough.

  • Take Two & Text Me prescription icon
    Prescription-Inspired

    Parody labels made for real-life symptoms

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    Sweet Dose Included

    Curated candy options selected to match each prescription

  • Take Two & Text Me gift box icon
    Gift-Ready

    Easy to send, gift, keep, or hand over dramatically

  • Take Two & Text Me not medicine icon
    Duh, Not Real Medicine

    Only fun, packaged support for emotional side effects

Prescription Strength Humor, Bottled

Scripted & Bottled In Charleston, SC

Currently Shipping to US addresses only

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