Funny Christmas Gifts

🎄 Holiday Cheer With a Side Eye

The holidays are here, and so are the questionable family traditions, office gift exchanges, last-minute shopping, and hosts who deserve a medal.

From stocking stuffers to holiday survival kits, we've got a little something for your friends, coworkers, family, and everyone else on your list.

Sweet included. Sanity sold separately.

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Featured Holiday Gifts

Stocking Stuffer

A little Christmas morning cheer for anyone on your nice list. Sweet, unexpected, and guaranteed to be more interesting than another pair of socks.

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Family Traditions

For the family traditions that bring everyone together, whether they like it or not. A little something sweet for the annual rituals, familiar stories, and holiday moments nobody ever forgets.

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Hostess Gift

For the host who makes everyone feel welcome and deserves a little something just for themselves. A sweet thank-you for all the effort, entertaining, and cleaning up after everyone leaves.

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Holiday Overload

For anyone who's had just about enough holiday cheer for one season. A little something sweet for surviving the festivities with their sense of humor intact.

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  • Not Another Candle

    For when you want to give them something unexpected and memorable

  • For Your Kind of People

    For the friends, family, coworkers, and hosts who deserve a gift that says, “I saw this and thought of you”

  • Sweet Candy Dose

    A little side-eye humor, sweetened with your choice of curated candy

  • Gift-Worthy Giving

    A little something they'll remember long after the decorations come down

Holiday Survival Kits

Because the most wonderful time of the year comes with a few side effects. Our Holiday Survival Kits pair relatable humor with a sweet candy dose, making gift-giving a little more entertaining.

  • Gift Duos

    Two perfectly paired bottles, twice the personality. A little something extra for someone who deserves more than one good laugh.
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  • Gift Four-Packs

    Four different doses of humor, bundled together for friends, family, or anyone who deserves the full treatment.
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The Christmas Cabinet

Hostess Gift

Hostess Gift

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More to Gift. More to Laugh About.

Christmas shopping doesn't have to stop at the holiday collection. From everyday frustrations to inside jokes and life's unforgettable moments, there's a little something for just about everyone on your list.

Front of Adulting Cascade funny stress relief gift from Take Two & Text Me Front of Adulting Cascade funny stress relief gift from Take Two & Text Me

Adulting Cascade

$23.95
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Bills. Bills. Bills. Bills. Bills. Bills.

Bills. Bills. Bills.

$23.95
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Clean-ish House Tabs Clean-ish House Tabs

Clean-ish House Tabs

$23.95
$23.95
Deadlines & Denial Deadlines & Denial

Deadlines & Denial

$23.95
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Holiday Gift Questions? We've Got Answers.

No, this is a parody gift and is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any condition. Need professional help? Call or text 988 for 24/7 mental health crisis support.

Each product is built around a prescription-inspired parody label made for a specific mood, theme, or “symptom.” The candy dose finishes the gift with 4.5 oz of something sweet, spicy, sour, or seasonally selected to match the moment.

Yes. Each product includes three 4.5 oz candy dose options curated to match the product’s mood, theme, and “symptom.” Candy options may change seasonally or based on availability.

Absolutely! Mix and match any of your favorite gifts and save automatically.

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Yes. Take Two & Text Me™ is made for easy gifting, whether you are sending support, sarcasm, celebration, or a tiny emotional intervention.