Funny Situationship Gifts & Red Flag Gifts

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🚩 Red Flag Rx™ 

For the mixed signals you spent three business days trying to decode

Rx for:

Relationship blind spots

Text tone analysis

Mixed signals

Common Symptoms:

Double-texting spikes

Manufacturing excuses

Tactical unbotheredness

#NotaRealMD Note:

Take two and stop romanticizing the warning label

19 products
19 products
Lopsided Investment Lopsided Investment

Lopsided Investment

$23.95
$23.95
Love Bomb Detox Love Bomb Detox

Love Bomb Detox

$23.95
$23.95
Perfect On Paper Perfect On Paper

Perfect On Paper

$23.95
$23.95
Red Flag Remover Red Flag Remover

Red Flag Remover

$23.95
$23.95
Red Flag? Still Hot Red Flag? Still Hot

Red Flag? Still Hot

$23.95
$23.95
The Script Flip The Script Flip

The Script Flip

$23.95
$23.95
Why Him? Why?! Why Him? Why?!

Why Him? Why?!

$23.95
$23.95

Red flag protocol may include...

A plumbing intervention for your questionable standards

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A scheduled pickup for unsatisfactory behavior.

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Mistaking beautiful packaging for a green flag.

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A plumbing intervention for your questionable standards

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A scheduled pickup for unsatisfactory behavior.

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Mistaking beautiful packaging for a green flag.

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😈 After Hours™
👯 Best Friend Pharmacy™
💔 Breakup Rx™
❤️‍🩹 Emotional First Aid™
👨‍👧 Family Side Effects™
❤️ Love Symptoms™
🚩 Red Flag Rx™
🏢 Office Clinic™
🍎 Faculty Ward™
🎂 Signs of Aging™
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    Prescription-Inspired

    Parody labels made for real-life symptoms

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    Sweet Dose Included

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    Gift-Ready

    Easy to send, gift, keep, or hand over dramatically

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    Duh, Not Real Medicine

    Only fun, packaged emotional side effects support