Funny Romantic Gifts & Couples Care Packages

❤️ Love Symptoms™

For the relatable little things that make someone your person.

Rx for:

Favorite Person Fever

Common Symptoms:

Smiling at their texts

Missing them already

Hoodie theft

Inside joke dependency

Chronic fry theft tolerance

#NotaRealMD Note:

Take two and love the symptoms

18 products
18 products
Still Like You Still Like You

Still Like You

$23.95
$23.95
Stole My Hoodie Stole My Hoodie

Stole My Hoodie

$23.95
$23.95
Stole Your Fries Stole Your Fries

Stole Your Fries

$23.95
$23.95
This Is So Us This Is So Us

This Is So Us

$23.95
$23.95
You’re Kinda Hot You’re Kinda Hot

You’re Kinda Hot

$23.95
$23.95
You’re My Person You’re My Person

You’re My Person

$23.95
$23.95

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  • Take Two & Text Me prescription icon
    Prescription-Inspired

    Parody labels made for real-life symptoms

  • Take Two & Text Me heart icon
    Sweet Dose Included

    Curated candy options selected to match each prescription

  • Take Two & Text Me gift box icon
    Gift-Ready

    Easy to send, gift, keep, or hand over dramatically

  • Take Two & Text Me not medicine icon
    Duh, Not Real Medicine

    Only fun, packaged support for emotional side effects