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Already owns everything. Has opinions about everything. Says “I don’t need anything.” Does not mean it.
We’ve prescribed options.
The Take Two & Text Me™ Gift Card lets them choose a script for their very specific situation. You get credit for the gift. They take full responsibility for their selection.
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Delivered by email, not by mail. The gift-card email includes a unique code to use at checkout.
Buying for someone else? Select “I want to send this as a gift” and enter their recipient details. Otherwise, the gift card is emailed to you.
Gift-card emails are sent after the order is fulfilled. No physical card or candy bottle is included. Physical products purchased with the gift card ship to US addresses only.
Gift cards never expire and carry no additional fees. Redeemable at taketwoandtextme.com. Not redeemable for cash except where required by law.
Discount codes and promotional offers cannot be applied to gift card purchases.
Humor, Sweet relief, Zero serious energy
Because laughter is basically the perfect present
Made for overthinkers, multitaskers, and the chronically overwhelmed
A daily reminder that humor helps in life
