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Love Symptoms Gift Formula

Symptoms:

Severe text infatuation

Acute butterfly recurrence

Inside joke outbreaks

Intended For:

Your favorite weirdo

Soft crushes

Long-term loves

Use When:

An “I miss you” text feels lazy

Just because

To make them smile

Possible Side Effects:

An immediate dose of pure fun and affection

Made for unhinged romance, shared weirdness, and symptoms that feel suspiciously like feelings

Affection Flare-Ups

Side Effect: Hoodie Hoarding

“Gave them Keep My Hoodie because my actual hoodie permanently lives at their place now. They laughed at the prescription label immediately and kept it right on their nightstand. Absolute success.”

— Hoodieless, verified customer

Side Effect: Sudden Smirking

“Left the You’re Kinda Hot bottle on his desk just because. Catching him smirking at the directions from across the room was worth every penny. Way better than a mushy card.”

— Not a Mushy Card Person, verified customer

Side Effect: Inside-Joke Recovery

“Sent Our Little Things to my favorite weirdo after a tiny overthinking spiral. It broke the tension instantly and brought us right back to our shared language and private jokes.”

— Favorite Weirdo, verified customer

Offensively Accurate

“Surprised him with Stole Your Fries since he's a certified dinner-plate robber. We laughed way too hard about how loudly the side effects called our relationship out.”

— Snack Bandit, verified customer

Side Effect: Hoodie Hoarding

“Gave them Keep My Hoodie because my actual hoodie permanently lives at their place now. They laughed at the prescription label immediately and kept it right on their nightstand. Absolute success.”

— Hoodieless, verified customer

Side Effect: Sudden Smirking

“Left the You’re Kinda Hot bottle on his desk just because. Catching him smirking at the directions from across the room was worth every penny. Way better than a mushy card.”

— Not a Mushy Card Person, verified customer

Side Effect: Inside-Joke Recovery

“Sent Our Little Things to my favorite weirdo after a tiny overthinking spiral. It broke the tension instantly and brought us right back to our shared language and private jokes.”

— Favorite Weirdo, verified customer

Offensively Accurate

“Surprised him with Stole Your Fries since he's a certified dinner-plate robber. We laughed way too hard about how loudly the side effects called our relationship out.”

— Snack Bandit, verified customer

Side Effect: Hoodie Hoarding

“Gave them Keep My Hoodie because my actual hoodie permanently lives at their place now. They laughed at the prescription label immediately and kept it right on their nightstand. Absolute success.”

— Hoodieless, verified customer

Side Effect: Sudden Smirking

“Left the You’re Kinda Hot bottle on his desk just because. Catching him smirking at the directions from across the room was worth every penny. Way better than a mushy card.”

— Not a Mushy Card Person, verified customer

Side Effect: Inside-Joke Recovery

“Sent Our Little Things to my favorite weirdo after a tiny overthinking spiral. It broke the tension instantly and brought us right back to our shared language and private jokes.”

— Favorite Weirdo, verified customer

Offensively Accurate

“Surprised him with Stole Your Fries since he's a certified dinner-plate robber. We laughed way too hard about how loudly the side effects called our relationship out.”

— Snack Bandit, verified customer

Side Effect: Hoodie Hoarding

“Gave them Keep My Hoodie because my actual hoodie permanently lives at their place now. They laughed at the prescription label immediately and kept it right on their nightstand. Absolute success.”

— Hoodieless, verified customer

Side Effect: Sudden Smirking

“Left the You’re Kinda Hot bottle on his desk just because. Catching him smirking at the directions from across the room was worth every penny. Way better than a mushy card.”

— Not a Mushy Card Person, verified customer

Side Effect: Inside-Joke Recovery

“Sent Our Little Things to my favorite weirdo after a tiny overthinking spiral. It broke the tension instantly and brought us right back to our shared language and private jokes.”

— Favorite Weirdo, verified customer

Offensively Accurate

“Surprised him with Stole Your Fries since he's a certified dinner-plate robber. We laughed way too hard about how loudly the side effects called our relationship out.”

— Snack Bandit, verified customer

Side Effect: Hoodie Hoarding

“Gave them Keep My Hoodie because my actual hoodie permanently lives at their place now. They laughed at the prescription label immediately and kept it right on their nightstand. Absolute success.”

— Hoodieless, verified customer

Side Effect: Sudden Smirking

“Left the You’re Kinda Hot bottle on his desk just because. Catching him smirking at the directions from across the room was worth every penny. Way better than a mushy card.”

— Not a Mushy Card Person, verified customer

Side Effect: Inside-Joke Recovery

“Sent Our Little Things to my favorite weirdo after a tiny overthinking spiral. It broke the tension instantly and brought us right back to our shared language and private jokes.”

— Favorite Weirdo, verified customer

Offensively Accurate

“Surprised him with Stole Your Fries since he's a certified dinner-plate robber. We laughed way too hard about how loudly the side effects called our relationship out.”

— Snack Bandit, verified customer

Side Effect: Hoodie Hoarding

“Gave them Keep My Hoodie because my actual hoodie permanently lives at their place now. They laughed at the prescription label immediately and kept it right on their nightstand. Absolute success.”

— Hoodieless, verified customer

Side Effect: Sudden Smirking

“Left the You’re Kinda Hot bottle on his desk just because. Catching him smirking at the directions from across the room was worth every penny. Way better than a mushy card.”

— Not a Mushy Card Person, verified customer

Side Effect: Inside-Joke Recovery

“Sent Our Little Things to my favorite weirdo after a tiny overthinking spiral. It broke the tension instantly and brought us right back to our shared language and private jokes.”

— Favorite Weirdo, verified customer

Offensively Accurate

“Surprised him with Stole Your Fries since he's a certified dinner-plate robber. We laughed way too hard about how loudly the side effects called our relationship out.”

— Snack Bandit, verified customer

The kind of gift made for the highly attached

For Feelings That Refuse to Be Casual

Love Symptoms™ is formulated for text infatuation, inside jokes, and mild codependency. It turns tiny romantic side effects into a prescription-inspired gift they will actually keep.

Not-A-Pharmacy Questions

Take Two & Text Me parody prescription bottle, a funny emotional support gift for a friend. Take Two & Text Me parody prescription bottle, a funny emotional support gift for a friend.

No, this is a parody gift and is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any condition. Need professional help? Call or text 988 for 24/7 mental health crisis support.

Each product is built around a prescription-inspired parody label made for a specific mood, theme, or “symptom.” The candy dose finishes the gift with 4.5 oz of something sweet, spicy, sour, or seasonally selected to match the moment.

Yes. Each product includes three 4.5 oz candy dose options curated to match the product’s mood, theme, and “symptom.” Candy options may change seasonally or based on availability.

Severe hoodie thieves, couples looking for cute couples gifts, certified sweethearts, codependent weirdos, and anyone hunting for unique funny romantic gifts for their favorite person

Yes. Take Two & Text Me™ is made for easy gifting, whether you are sending support, sarcasm, celebration, or a tiny emotional intervention.

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About Take Two & Text Me™

Take Two & Text Me™ creates prescription-inspired gifts for the moments, problems, and personality quirks we lovingly refuse to fix.

Love Symptoms™ is our collection for stolen hoodies, text infatuation, inside jokes, fry theft, and the chaotic romantic side effects that prove you are beautifully obsessed with your favorite person.

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    Sweet Dose. Big Impact

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