• Emotional Cleanse
  • Emotional Cleanse
💔 Breakup Rx™

Emotional Cleanse

$23.95
$23.95
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Script Information

Emotional Cleanse™ is for clearing out the emotional clutter after a breakup leaves the vibes completely rancid.

Made for sad playlists, emotional buildup, energy resets, rereading old texts, and finally cleansing your life, your camera roll, and your standards.

Prescribed By: Dr. Sage Smudge
Patient: Emotionally Full
Dosage: Take with a sad playlist.
Refills: When your aura feels off
Expires: Once the mood shifts
Directions: Best taken alone, with headphones, candles, and honesty.

Perfect for breakup recovery gifts, moving-on gifts, emotional reset gifts, self-care humor, and friends cleansing an ex from their emotional system.

May induce emotional detox. Side effects include rereading old texts and moving on anyway.

Net Weight: 4.5 oz candy fill.
Emotional Cleanse
Emotional Cleanse
$23.95
$23.95
An aesthetic iced coffee next to a Take Two & Text Me Withdrawal Symptoms bottle and a Breakups Build Badass checklist, a great gift for overthinkers. An aesthetic iced coffee next to a Take Two & Text Me Withdrawal Symptoms bottle and a Breakups Build Badass checklist, a great gift for overthinkers.

Breakup Rx Gift Formula

Symptoms:

Heartbroken

Relentlessly overthinking

Intended For:

Besties

Situationship Survivors

Anyone blocked and spiraling

Use When:

Late nights

Nostalgia hits

Delusion starts taking over

Temporary Relief:

Swaps questionable drafts for a quiet reality check and peace

Made for clean breaks, block buttons, and moving on anyway

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Blocked & Recovering

Saved the Group Chat

“Sent my bestie Text Your Ex Tabs after her 2 AM spiral. She laughed, blocked him, and finally went to sleep.”

— Sarah L., verified customer

Relapse Prevented

“I almost text-relapsed three times. Instead, I read this label, laughed, and saved myself the embarrassment.”

— Taylor K., verified customer

Closure in a Bottle

“Bought Closure Capsules for my roommate. Ten times more useful than any apology her ex will ever give her.”

— Marcus J., verified customer

Cry-Laugh Therapy

“Gave this to my best friend post-split. It made her cry-laugh, which was the exact emotional triage she needed.”

— Hailey P., verified customer

Saved the Group Chat

“Sent my bestie Text Your Ex Tabs after her 2 AM spiral. She laughed, blocked him, and finally went to sleep.”

— Sarah L., verified customer

Relapse Prevented

“I almost text-relapsed three times. Instead, I read this label, laughed, and saved myself the embarrassment.”

— Taylor K., verified customer

Closure in a Bottle

“Bought Closure Capsules for my roommate. Ten times more useful than any apology her ex will ever give her.”

— Marcus J., verified customer

Cry-Laugh Therapy

“Gave this to my best friend post-split. It made her cry-laugh, which was the exact emotional triage she needed.”

— Hailey P., verified customer

Saved the Group Chat

“Sent my bestie Text Your Ex Tabs after her 2 AM spiral. She laughed, blocked him, and finally went to sleep.”

— Sarah L., verified customer

Relapse Prevented

“I almost text-relapsed three times. Instead, I read this label, laughed, and saved myself the embarrassment.”

— Taylor K., verified customer

Closure in a Bottle

“Bought Closure Capsules for my roommate. Ten times more useful than any apology her ex will ever give her.”

— Marcus J., verified customer

Cry-Laugh Therapy

“Gave this to my best friend post-split. It made her cry-laugh, which was the exact emotional triage she needed.”

— Hailey P., verified customer

Saved the Group Chat

“Sent my bestie Text Your Ex Tabs after her 2 AM spiral. She laughed, blocked him, and finally went to sleep.”

— Sarah L., verified customer

Relapse Prevented

“I almost text-relapsed three times. Instead, I read this label, laughed, and saved myself the embarrassment.”

— Taylor K., verified customer

Closure in a Bottle

“Bought Closure Capsules for my roommate. Ten times more useful than any apology her ex will ever give her.”

— Marcus J., verified customer

Cry-Laugh Therapy

“Gave this to my best friend post-split. It made her cry-laugh, which was the exact emotional triage she needed.”

— Hailey P., verified customer

Saved the Group Chat

“Sent my bestie Text Your Ex Tabs after her 2 AM spiral. She laughed, blocked him, and finally went to sleep.”

— Sarah L., verified customer

Relapse Prevented

“I almost text-relapsed three times. Instead, I read this label, laughed, and saved myself the embarrassment.”

— Taylor K., verified customer

Closure in a Bottle

“Bought Closure Capsules for my roommate. Ten times more useful than any apology her ex will ever give her.”

— Marcus J., verified customer

Cry-Laugh Therapy

“Gave this to my best friend post-split. It made her cry-laugh, which was the exact emotional triage she needed.”

— Hailey P., verified customer

Saved the Group Chat

“Sent my bestie Text Your Ex Tabs after her 2 AM spiral. She laughed, blocked him, and finally went to sleep.”

— Sarah L., verified customer

Relapse Prevented

“I almost text-relapsed three times. Instead, I read this label, laughed, and saved myself the embarrassment.”

— Taylor K., verified customer

Closure in a Bottle

“Bought Closure Capsules for my roommate. Ten times more useful than any apology her ex will ever give her.”

— Marcus J., verified customer

Cry-Laugh Therapy

“Gave this to my best friend post-split. It made her cry-laugh, which was the exact emotional triage she needed.”

— Hailey P., verified customer
For when the apology is never, ever coming

We Do Not Circle Back

Breakup Rx™ is formulated for the post-relationship aftermath. We replace tragic late-night text drafts and screen-stalking with high-end, laugh-out-loud interventions that help you close the file for good.

Not-A-Pharmacy Questions

No, this is a parody gift and is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any condition. Need professional help? Call or text 988 for 24/7 mental health crisis support.

Each product is built around a prescription-inspired parody label made for a specific mood, theme, or “symptom.” The candy dose finishes the gift with 4.5 oz of something sweet, spicy, sour, or seasonally selected to match the moment.

Yes. Each product includes three 4.5 oz candy dose options curated to match the product’s mood, theme, and “symptom.” Candy options may change seasonally or based on availability.

Besties holding their friend’s phone hostage, chronic text-message draft typers, anyone hunting for the perfect situationship gifts, late-night screen-stalkers, and anyone who needs a prescription-strength reminder that closure is a myth.

Yes. Take Two & Text Me™ is made for easy gifting, whether you are sending support, sarcasm, celebration, or a tiny emotional intervention.

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About Take Two & Text Me™

Take Two & Text Me™ creates prescription-inspired gifts for the moments, problems, and personality quirks we lovingly refuse to fix.

Breakup Rx™ is our collection for situationships, late-night text regrets, social media cleansing, and the emotional demolition of a love life that needs a serious intervention.

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    Instant Mood Boost

    Humor, Sweet relief, Zero serious energy

  • Take Two & Text Me gift bag icon
    Gift-Ready

    Because laughter is basically the perfect present


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    Prescribed for Real Life

    Made for overthinkers, screen-stalkers, and the chronically heartbroken

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    Sweet Dose. Big Impact

    A daily reminder that humor helps in life