😈 After Hours™

Consent is Sexy

Name: Consent is Sexy
Brand: Take Two & Text Me
SKU: AHRX-CIS-RAI
Price: 23.95 USD
Availability: InStock

$23.95

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Dose: Hell Yes Hearts (Rainbow Hearts)

Dose:

Hell Yes Hearts (Rainbow Hearts)
Clear Signal Sweet (Mike And Ike Sweet)
Mutual Spark Mix (Flower Garden Mix Up)

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Script Information

Consent is Sexy™ is a bold, empowering, sex-positive formula that celebrates the electric chemistry of mutual enthusiasm and clear communication.

Made for loud yeses, clear boundaries, zero pressure, electric eye contact, and intimacy built on respect.

Prescribed by Dr. Hell Yes for Fully Informed. Dosage: Take when yes is loud, clear, and sexy. Refills: Always with permission. Expires: If pressure enters. Directions: Use when every yes is real and every no is safe.

Perfect for sex-positive gifts, naughty gifts for her, spicy relationship gifts, bachelorette party gifts, and couples anniversary surprises.

May increase mutual pleasure. Respect, chemistry, and hotter everything. Consider yourself warned.

Net Weight: 4.5 oz candy fill.

⚖️ Filled Script Includes

Not Real Medicine. Just Real Drama.

Only fun, packaged support for emotional side effects.

Each Take Two & Text Me™ prescription-inspired parody gift is made for the moments we may need to laugh about, spiral through, overthink, and somehow survive. Each gift includes a curated candy dose selected to match the mood of the drama.

Rx Filled Note: Candy selections may vary by product, season, and availability — because not every emotional side effect calls for the same formula.

Side Effects May Include: laughing, screenshotting, overthinking, feeling personally attacked, sending it to the group chat, and making questionable decisions with full confidence.

⚠️ Required Disclosure

Consent is Sexy

$23.95

After Hours Rx Gift Formula

Symptoms:

Late-night logic

Dangerous chemistry

Standards under observation

Intended For:

Sneaky links

Dirty talkers

Beautifully bad decision-makers

Use When:

They need a laugh

A warning

Adult supervision is absent

Temporary Relief:

Turns after-dark chaos into something worth gifting

Made for excellent stories and labels your mother should never read

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Test Results (Highly Unregulated)

Trial: Bedroom Boundaries™

“Administered the Safe Word Sours variant. Subject demonstrated an immediate 95% increase in communication clarity. Boundaries successfully established without killing the after-hours mood.”

— Dr. Safe Word, Lead Observer

Case File: Sneaky Link Tabs™

“Tested during an unregulated 2 AM secret arrival. Subject successfully deleted all text evidence and executed a flawless exit. 100% effective for handling late-night cravings.”

— Dr. No Evidence, Field Researcher

Data: Talk Dirty Drops™

“Prescribed to a chronically quiet partner. Side effects included a sudden unlock of the throat chakra, extreme vocal confidence, and whispered commands. Proceed with absolute caution.”

— Dr. Say More, Clinical Director

Command: Clit Commander™

“Administered the Feral Friction variant during a late-night text sequence. Subject demonstrated an immediate 200% spike in bedroom authority. Confirmed highly effective for taking absolute charge, though strictly contraindicated for button mashers or ego-driven amateurs.”

— Dr. Femme Power, Lead Observer

Trial: Bedroom Boundaries™

“Administered the Safe Word Sours variant. Subject demonstrated an immediate 95% increase in communication clarity. Boundaries successfully established without killing the after-hours mood.”

— Dr. Safe Word, Lead Observer

Case File: Sneaky Link Tabs™

“Tested during an unregulated 2 AM secret arrival. Subject successfully deleted all text evidence and executed a flawless exit. 100% effective for handling late-night cravings.”

— Dr. No Evidence, Field Researcher

Data: Talk Dirty Drops™

“Prescribed to a chronically quiet partner. Side effects included a sudden unlock of the throat chakra, extreme vocal confidence, and whispered commands. Proceed with absolute caution.”

— Dr. Say More, Clinical Director

Command: Clit Commander™

“Administered the Feral Friction variant during a late-night text sequence. Subject demonstrated an immediate 200% spike in bedroom authority. Confirmed highly effective for taking absolute charge, though strictly contraindicated for button mashers or ego-driven amateurs.”

— Dr. Femme Power, Lead Observer

Trial: Bedroom Boundaries™

“Administered the Safe Word Sours variant. Subject demonstrated an immediate 95% increase in communication clarity. Boundaries successfully established without killing the after-hours mood.”

— Dr. Safe Word, Lead Observer

Case File: Sneaky Link Tabs™

“Tested during an unregulated 2 AM secret arrival. Subject successfully deleted all text evidence and executed a flawless exit. 100% effective for handling late-night cravings.”

— Dr. No Evidence, Field Researcher

Data: Talk Dirty Drops™

“Prescribed to a chronically quiet partner. Side effects included a sudden unlock of the throat chakra, extreme vocal confidence, and whispered commands. Proceed with absolute caution.”

— Dr. Say More, Clinical Director

Command: Clit Commander™

“Administered the Feral Friction variant during a late-night text sequence. Subject demonstrated an immediate 200% spike in bedroom authority. Confirmed highly effective for taking absolute charge, though strictly contraindicated for button mashers or ego-driven amateurs.”

— Dr. Femme Power, Lead Observer

Trial: Bedroom Boundaries™

“Administered the Safe Word Sours variant. Subject demonstrated an immediate 95% increase in communication clarity. Boundaries successfully established without killing the after-hours mood.”

— Dr. Safe Word, Lead Observer

Case File: Sneaky Link Tabs™

“Tested during an unregulated 2 AM secret arrival. Subject successfully deleted all text evidence and executed a flawless exit. 100% effective for handling late-night cravings.”

— Dr. No Evidence, Field Researcher

Data: Talk Dirty Drops™

“Prescribed to a chronically quiet partner. Side effects included a sudden unlock of the throat chakra, extreme vocal confidence, and whispered commands. Proceed with absolute caution.”

— Dr. Say More, Clinical Director

Command: Clit Commander™

“Administered the Feral Friction variant during a late-night text sequence. Subject demonstrated an immediate 200% spike in bedroom authority. Confirmed highly effective for taking absolute charge, though strictly contraindicated for button mashers or ego-driven amateurs.”

— Dr. Femme Power, Lead Observer

Trial: Bedroom Boundaries™

“Administered the Safe Word Sours variant. Subject demonstrated an immediate 95% increase in communication clarity. Boundaries successfully established without killing the after-hours mood.”

— Dr. Safe Word, Lead Observer

Case File: Sneaky Link Tabs™

“Tested during an unregulated 2 AM secret arrival. Subject successfully deleted all text evidence and executed a flawless exit. 100% effective for handling late-night cravings.”

— Dr. No Evidence, Field Researcher

Data: Talk Dirty Drops™

“Prescribed to a chronically quiet partner. Side effects included a sudden unlock of the throat chakra, extreme vocal confidence, and whispered commands. Proceed with absolute caution.”

— Dr. Say More, Clinical Director

Command: Clit Commander™

“Administered the Feral Friction variant during a late-night text sequence. Subject demonstrated an immediate 200% spike in bedroom authority. Confirmed highly effective for taking absolute charge, though strictly contraindicated for button mashers or ego-driven amateurs.”

— Dr. Femme Power, Lead Observer

Trial: Bedroom Boundaries™

“Administered the Safe Word Sours variant. Subject demonstrated an immediate 95% increase in communication clarity. Boundaries successfully established without killing the after-hours mood.”

— Dr. Safe Word, Lead Observer

Case File: Sneaky Link Tabs™

“Tested during an unregulated 2 AM secret arrival. Subject successfully deleted all text evidence and executed a flawless exit. 100% effective for handling late-night cravings.”

— Dr. No Evidence, Field Researcher

Data: Talk Dirty Drops™

“Prescribed to a chronically quiet partner. Side effects included a sudden unlock of the throat chakra, extreme vocal confidence, and whispered commands. Proceed with absolute caution.”

— Dr. Say More, Clinical Director

Command: Clit Commander™

“Administered the Feral Friction variant during a late-night text sequence. Subject demonstrated an immediate 200% spike in bedroom authority. Confirmed highly effective for taking absolute charge, though strictly contraindicated for button mashers or ego-driven amateurs.”

— Dr. Femme Power, Lead Observer

The kind of gift that comes with a parental advisory

For Situations That Keep You Up At Night

After Hours Rx™ is made for situationships, late-night texts, mixed signals, and the kind of chemistry the group chat will be debriefing for hours.

Not-A-Pharmacy Questions

Is this a real prescription?

No, this is a parody gift and is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any condition. Need professional help? Call or text 988 for 24/7 mental health crisis support.

What makes Take Two & Text Me™ a gift?

Each product is built around a prescription-inspired parody label made for a specific mood, theme, or “symptom.” The candy dose finishes the gift with 4.5 oz of something sweet, spicy, sour, or seasonally selected to match the moment.

Can I choose the candy dose?

Yes. Each product includes three 4.5 oz candy dose options curated to match the product’s mood, theme, and “symptom.” Candy options may change seasonally or based on availability.

Who is After Hours Rx™ for?

Sneaky links, dirty talkers, modern daters, your favorite plus-one, and anyone who thinks a basic gift card is a completely boring way to handle a complicated vibe.

Can I send this directly to someone?

Yes. Take Two & Text Me™ is made for easy gifting, whether you are sending support, sarcasm, celebration, or a tiny emotional intervention.

About Take Two & Text Me™

Take Two & Text Me™ creates prescription-inspired gifts for the moments, problems, and personality quirks we lovingly refuse to fix.

After Hours Rx™ is our collection for modern romance, dangerous chemistry, bedroom boundaries, and navigating dating dilemmas without a safety manual or any adult supervision.

Instant Mood Boost

Humor, Sweet relief, Zero serious energy
Gift-Ready

Because laughter is basically the perfect present
Prescribed for Real Life

Made for overthinkers, multitaskers, and the chronically overwhelmed
Sweet Dose. Big Impact

A daily reminder that humor helps in life