{"product_id":"power-nap-protocol","title":"Power Nap Protocol","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePower Nap Protocol™\u003c\/strong\u003e is for when you need a quick, 20-minute survival reboot.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eMade for low battery mode, nap guilt, energy leaks, burnout prevention, and calling a 20-minute disappearance a wellness strategy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePrescribed By:\u003c\/strong\u003e Dr. Zzz\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePatient:\u003c\/strong\u003e Low Battery Mode\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDosage:\u003c\/strong\u003e Take with a blanket and ignore the guilt.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRefills:\u003c\/strong\u003e After energy leaks\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eExpires:\u003c\/strong\u003e If you push through again\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDirections:\u003c\/strong\u003e Use before overcommitting, during burnout, or post-breakdown.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for burnout recovery gifts, self-care gifts, low battery gifts, stress relief gifts, and anyone who needs a survival reboot.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMay restore functionality.\u003c\/strong\u003e Known to cause unbothered energy and soft rebrands.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNet Weight:\u003c\/strong\u003e 4.5 oz candy fill.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Take Two \u0026 Text Me","offers":[{"title":"Low Battery Bananas (Bananas)","offer_id":50756821942518,"sku":"EFA-PNP-BAN","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Reboot Tablets (Smarties Tablets)","offer_id":50756821975286,"sku":"EFA-PNP-SMT","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Rest Mode Beans (Jelly Beans Teenee Beanee)","offer_id":50756822008054,"sku":"EFA-PNP-JTB","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0807\/8897\/9958\/files\/EmotionalFirstAidMockup_21_Front.jpg?v=1789152032","url":"https:\/\/taketwoandtextme.com\/products\/power-nap-protocol","provider":"Take Two \u0026 Text Me™","version":"1.0","type":"link"}