{"product_id":"mentally-moisturized","title":"Mentally Moisturized","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMentally Moisturized™\u003c\/strong\u003e is for the adult counting showering, lotion, and answering one email as a full wellness transformation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eMade for basic hygiene victories, fresh starts, fake functioning, and the deeply underrated achievement of looking alive on purpose.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003ePrescribed by \u003cstrong\u003eDr. Scrubbled\u003c\/strong\u003e for \u003cstrong\u003eFresh and Functioning\u003c\/strong\u003e. \u003cstrong\u003eDosage:\u003c\/strong\u003e Take post-shower while basking in the glory. \u003cstrong\u003eRefills:\u003c\/strong\u003e When grime wins. \u003cstrong\u003eExpires:\u003c\/strong\u003e When you skip self-care. \u003cstrong\u003eDirections:\u003c\/strong\u003e Use to wash away mental fog, past regrets, and invisible mess. Lather self-worth, rinse, and repeat until centered.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for funny self-care gifts, adulting gifts, funny wellness gifts, pick-me-up gifts, and anyone trying to feel fresh and functional.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eMay cause bonus confidence. Side effects include towel pride and mirror nods.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNet Weight:\u003c\/strong\u003e 4.5 oz candy fill.\u003c\/p\u003e\n","brand":"Take Two \u0026 Text Me","offers":[{"title":"Fresh Enough Dose (Flower Garden Mix Up)","offer_id":50756804215030,"sku":"AT-MENM-FGMU","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Functioning Sweetness (Mike And Ike Sweet)","offer_id":50756804247798,"sku":"AT-MENM-MIKSW","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Clean Slate Tablets (Smarties Tablets)","offer_id":50756804280566,"sku":"AT-MENM-SMT","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0807\/8897\/9958\/files\/self-care-gifts-mentally-moisturized-front.jpg?v=1782434638","url":"https:\/\/taketwoandtextme.com\/products\/mentally-moisturized","provider":"Take Two \u0026 Text Me™","version":"1.0","type":"link"}