{"product_id":"holy-f-ck-you-sent-it","title":"Holy F*ck, You Sent It","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHoly F*ck, You Sent It™\u003c\/strong\u003e is for the best friend who snatches your phone, hits send, and turns your carefully managed overthinking into an immediate emotional emergency.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eMade for send-button paralysis, risky drafts, unsent confessions, three-dot terror, and friends who know sometimes bravery requires physically taking the phone away from you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePrescribed By:\u003c\/strong\u003e Dr. Take The Phone\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePatient:\u003c\/strong\u003e The Serial Overthinker\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDosage:\u003c\/strong\u003e Take with every phone-snatch emergency.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRefills:\u003c\/strong\u003e Before every unsent text emergency\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eExpires:\u003c\/strong\u003e When three dots appear\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDirections:\u003c\/strong\u003e Use at the first sign of send-button paralysis.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for funny best friend gifts, dating drama gifts, group chat gifts, friendship gag gifts, and the friend brave enough to hit send when you absolutely cannot.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMay cause hyperventilation.\u003c\/strong\u003e Includes yelling “they read it!” and three-dot terror.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNet Weight:\u003c\/strong\u003e 4.5 oz candy fill.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Take Two \u0026 Text Me","offers":[{"title":"Text Strategist Tablets (Smarties Tablets)","offer_id":50764928581878,"sku":"BFP-DTP-SMT","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Draft Before Send (Mike \u0026 Ike Original)","offer_id":50869029110006,"sku":"BFP-DTP-MIO","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bravery Outsourced (Hot Tamales)","offer_id":50869029142774,"sku":"BFP-DTP-HOT","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0807\/8897\/9958\/files\/BestFriendPharmacy_10_Front.jpg?v=1788837607","url":"https:\/\/taketwoandtextme.com\/products\/holy-f-ck-you-sent-it","provider":"Take Two \u0026 Text Me™","version":"1.0","type":"link"}