{"product_id":"anniversary-blowjob-adult-gag-gift","title":"Anniversary Blowjob","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAnniversary Blowjob™\u003c\/strong\u003e is for celebrating another year together with the kind of anniversary gift that definitely wasn’t on the traditional gift list.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eMade for couples with a sense of humor, questionable anniversary traditions, and anyone who believes making it another 365 days deserves a little extra appreciation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePrescribed By:\u003c\/strong\u003e Dr. Pearl Necklace\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePatient:\u003c\/strong\u003e Lucky You\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDosage:\u003c\/strong\u003e Take annually.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRefills:\u003c\/strong\u003e Once every 365 days\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eExpires:\u003c\/strong\u003e After I swallow\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDirections:\u003c\/strong\u003e Unzip.\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for adult gag gifts, funny anniversary gifts, naughty gifts for partners, inappropriate gag gifts, and couples who prefer their anniversary humor with absolutely no subtlety.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eExpectations May Increase.\u003c\/strong\u003e May cause sudden interest in 1st date, 1st kiss, and 1st movie anniversaries.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNet Weight:\u003c\/strong\u003e 4.5 oz candy fill.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Take Two \u0026 Text Me","offers":[{"title":"Birthday Suit (Bananas)","offer_id":51865593282806,"sku":"AHRX-AB-BAN","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Not For Amateurs (Cinnamon Jawbreakers)","offer_id":51865593315574,"sku":"AHRX-AB-CNJ","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Love Bites (Rainbow Hearts)","offer_id":50869004894454,"sku":"AHRX-AB-RHT","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Anniversary Bonus (Milk Chocolate M\u0026M's)","offer_id":51862154150134,"sku":"AHRX-AB-MNM","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0807\/8897\/9958\/files\/anniversary-blowjob-adult-gag-gift_00Front.jpg?v=1790983142","url":"https:\/\/taketwoandtextme.com\/products\/anniversary-blowjob-adult-gag-gift","provider":"Take Two \u0026 Text Me","version":"1.0","type":"link"}