{"title":"🍎 Faculty Ward™","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eFor the brave souls managing tiny humans, parent emails, and copier drama.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eFaculty Ward™ is a prescription-inspired collection for teachers, school staff, classroom chaos, grading fatigue, and anyone surviving another round of “just one quick question.” These funny teacher gifts are made for appreciation days, end-of-year laughs, and the educators who deserve hazard pay with a side of chocolate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTake two and do not check your email after contract hours.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[],"url":"https:\/\/taketwoandtextme.com\/collections\/the-faculty-ward.oembed","provider":"Take Two \u0026 Text Me™","version":"1.0","type":"link"}