{"title":"🎂 Signs of Aging™","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eFor surviving another year with humor, denial, and suspiciously loud knees.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eSigns of Aging™ is a prescription-inspired collection for milestone meltdowns, birthday roasts, aging gracefully-ish, and people who deserve more than another basic greeting card. These funny birthday gifts are made for besties, coworkers, family members, grandparents, and anyone pretending they are totally fine with getting older.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTake two and lie about your age responsibly.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[],"url":"https:\/\/taketwoandtextme.com\/collections\/signs-of-aging%e2%84%a2.oembed","provider":"Take Two \u0026 Text Me™","version":"1.0","type":"link"}